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Friday, July 24, 2009

Top Ten movies to watch when you're pissed

I rarely get mad but when i do i am really MAD (in the purest sense of the word) i am a movie aficionado and i realized that watching violent movies alleviates the anger and it somehow calms me, hence the list below:


  1. Wanted. Aside from the fact that Angelina Jolie is the prettiest creature in this universe and James Mcavoy's ruggedly handsome appearance, this movie is number one on my list, Why? let's put it this way, if you hate your job and you hate the people you work with (and you have voiolent thoughts about your boss) you have got to watch this. There's always a "Janice" in the workplace (the overweight chick who likes to intimidate her subordinates with her stapler) and of course, eveyone can relate to Wesley.
  2. The Fight Club. Brad Pitt and Edward Norton -- need i say more?
  3. Seven. More eye candy (Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow), Kevin Spacey did an awesome job playing a sociopath (he's scary). And if you plan to kill someone without getting caught, this is the movie for you.
  4. Man on Fire. A different side of Denzel Washington, hardcore and extremely violent.
  5. Natural Born Killers. A film by Oliver Stone, it's about the life of fugitive lovers Mickey and Mallory Knox and yes, they like to kill people.
  6. Reservoir Dogs. Quentin Tarantino rocks. More eye candy, Michael Madsen is so hot in this movie and he manages to keep his boyish demeanor while torturing people.
  7. Kill Bill Volume 1. Blood and gore. Revenge is a dish served better cold. Uma Thurman can kick serious ass.
  8. Kill Bill Volume 2. More blood and gore. Michael Madsen is in this movie (he is still hot despite his age and yes, i'd sleep with him in a heartbeat)
  9. Hostel. Blood, body parts and dead people everywhere, this is the most violent movie i've ever seen. Travel Tip: When you're in a foreign country, dont talk to strangers, dont drink too much, dont look for sex and never get high.
  10. Patholgy. Peter Petrelli stars in this flick, it's about a group of young doctors who like to play God and it features creative ways to kill people.

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