--ways to avoid your boss--

Ways to avoid your boss

• do not smile - smiling would invite converstation
• make strange noises - your boss and uhmmm everyone will avoid you (they wouldn't mess with the office weirdo, right?)
• place stacks of paper on your desk - its all about creating an illusion of being busy
• clutter - this would work if your boss is obsessive compulsive
• wear black and goth make-up - need i say more

If the tips listed above wont work, push the mistress of satan in the elevator shaft :) (kidding)