--ways to avoid your boss--

Ways to avoid your boss

• do not smile - smiling would invite converstation
• make strange noises - your boss and uhmmm everyone will avoid you (they wouldn't mess with the office weirdo, right?)
• place stacks of paper on your desk - its all about creating an illusion of being busy
• clutter - this would work if your boss is obsessive compulsive
• wear black and goth make-up - need i say more

If the tips listed above wont work, push the mistress of satan in the elevator shaft :) (kidding)

--Revised Wishlist--

My Revised Wishlist

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt. To quote Ellen Page in "Juno"...."You're like the coolest person i've ever met and you dont even have to try..."
• Combat Boots. Strange affinity with 90's music.
• A new tattoo. I had my first brush with the needle 3 years ago, i now have 7 tattoos, i just cant seem to stop.
• E.P.A.L (Eternal Peace and Love)

random thoughts XIV

you'll never know what you need

until you find it

hidden in a strangers smile

random thoughts XIII

my eyes linger
as i watch you
drifting into the void
your steady breathing
calms me
i relish this moment
as i bare my soul
for this is the
first and last morning
we have

random thoughts XII

sunshine breaks through my window
i see light
i am blinded
i might fall down

random thoughts XI

coffee stains on the table
cigarette butts
ashes
dripping ink
unread books
words and phrases
on crumpled paper
unfinished thoughts
in my cluttered mind

random thoughts X

infinity starts with a single touch
solace begins with a whisper
a myriad of words floating
like an ethereal melody
beauty stems through your eyes
everything begins and ends with you.

random thoughts IX

the sun is melting
i sit and stare
stale coffee
crumpled newspapers
cigarettes
ashes and smoke
the wind is singing
unfamiliar faces
strangers everywhere
strangers puking words
words of contempt and admiration
the usual stench of unfinished...
meaningless conversations
paralyzes me

revolution

REVOLUTION is NOW

I move close to another for some heat and the warmest thing i feel is doubt.

--bored and unemployed

February 02, 2010 -- it's my last day at work. It felt good to be free of reports, annoying people at work, HEMF's and back-stabbing agents and co-workers. I met all kinds of people at work, built lasting friendships and annoyed a lot of people in the process. It's my 7th day of being a bum and I am bored to tears, hence i came up with the list below:

1. Reorganize your closet and make an attempt to arrange everything according to date of purchase
2. Make a mental inventory of all your books. This would be a tough oneif you have short-term memory loss like me.
3. Go to the mall. Ogle and drool at the things you cant afford
4. Talk to your pet. If your pet starts responding, call a psychiatrist ASAP.
5. Watch reruns of your favorite TV shows
6. Sleep like dead
7. Write a book
8. Plan for world domination
9. Invent something
10. Annoy your friends by sending irrelevant text messages